Category Archives: Oz Politics

Mr Christensen, I presume?

Is he fat or inflated by by his own sense of self importance?

Is he fat or just too full of religious fervour?

Is he fat or is he just completely full of shit ?

Others can answer those questions.  For me , George is Queensland politics , writ large with a lard pen.

George knows where he stands on sexism, racism, anything with an ‘sm’ on the end except for unassisted orgasm.  Clearly blue pills would be required.

Gays in school getting bashed? Stopped. Not the gays betting bashed, he stopped the programme trying to stop gays getting bashed. Have a pie with that George.


Fuck, I can’t get through the door!








David Lange would turn in his grave

I cannot bring myself to reprint the article, the best I can do is add the link .  Beware it is an appalling story of fatty denial.

NZ politicians have a long history of fatness in high places, witness former PM David Lange a man of epic proportions and an even larger wit.

The modern breed of NZ pollie needs a good feed a lie down.

There’s something between my teeth

Evangelos Venizelos

The Greek Finance Minister looks German to me, he has the too much sausage look rather than a Greek too much moussaka thing going on.

That is probably for the best as he bends over for the Germans to take more of their “help”.

Have you noticed that since the GFC the number of plus size politicians is on the rise ?

Will fat people save the economy ?

Somehow I doubt we will be bothered.

Dick Comes Out Swinging…

Sorry, Dick, I left the Tim Tams in the car

It takes a big man to defend a Ginger, someone like Tasmanian MP Dick Adams.

Dick likes huntin’ (which is what Dick does when he goes to the toilet) and fishin’ (especially with chips).

The Red Queen Julia Gillard is always grateful for Dick.

Former PM and now Qantas flight attendant Kevin Rudd wants Dick badly but needs to firm things up.

The Australian media like Dick too and take as much as they can whenever they can.

El Gordo Rides Again

And , swallow...

Corrupt, sleazy Latin American politicians are like the proverbial horror movie monster that, no matter how many times you shoot it or set it on fire or run it over with a car, always come back for one more scare. No surprise then that in Nicaragua, eminent ex-presidential scumbag Arnoldo Alemán (1997-2002) stood for election again as President.

This is the same Alemán who was convicted of corruption in 2003 for stealing something like US$100 million from a country whose entire government budget amounted to  only about US$1.4 billion annually. The Fat Man or El Gordo in Spanish (as he’s known) got sentenced to 20 years in prison. He only served about two. The rest of the time he spent under “house arrest” on his sprawling estate, when he wasn’t actively traveling around the country campaigning.

Thanks to a “pact” he had made with Daniel Ortega in 1999, Ortega got control of the government and Alemán got a Get Out of Jail Free card. Alemán was released in 2009 after the Supreme Court overturned his conviction for corruption.

Not content with escaping prison, however, Alemán is running for office again. As this kind of breaks the power-sharing pact, the government is going after him again with new charges of corruption. He’s undeterred.  He lost to Ortega, but he is still fat.


Ukrainian Ninja

In the Ukrainian Question Time  you need to make sure your Point of Order is not to pointed.  Fuller figured Vice speaker Adam Martynyuk showed  lithesome deputy Oleg Lyashko that neither age of extra kilos had wearied him.

You have to admire Adam’s form, he has obviously retained the skills he learnt fighting with the Spetznatz in Afghanistan.

It seems this stoush was over changes to the dining privileges of MPs.

McUnhappy Meal ?

NY Councillor has a chubby about playing with his food. No toy for Leroy! Check out US ABC News